26 Dec 2013

Unnamed Doctor Who/Game of Thrones Crossover Fanfiction - Prologue



Disclaimer: This fanfiction transpires in the Doctor's timeline just after The Angels take Manhattan, in Clara's at the end of The Name of the Doctor, and in the world of A Song of Ice and Fire, just after Storm of Swords 1: Steel and Snow i.e. before the Red Wedding. So if you haven't seen/read up to those points in those storylines, beware of spoilers ahead.

Legal stuff: Um... All characters and places belong to their respective owners. Yep that should cover it. 


299AL, Beyond the Wall



The man left footprints in the snow as he ran for his life. With each footfall the snow seemed to bulge upwards around the man’s brown leather boots, clinging to the material, almost as if it were trying to devour him.

            His pursuers followed from a distance, making no more sound than a whisper as their surefooted path carried them through the wood beyond the Wall. Their bodies were hidden in the shadow of the trees, and where they were not, they blended into the white blanketing the ground. The man saw nothing of them as he looked back, but he could sense their presence by the tingling on the back of his neck. He just needed to make it back to his ship. Not the sort of ship you’d find on water, but a different ship entirely, and they couldn’t touch him there.

            He stopped for a second. His pursuers were in no rush. They were waiting for him to wear out. Their normal viciousness was counteracted by their wariness of this adversary. The man rested his arm on a tree trunk, and his head on his arm as he caught his breath. Both his hearts were pounding wildly in his chest.

            One of the benefits of a binary vascular system was extended stamina compared to one-hearted bipeds, like his pursuers. By all rights he should have easily outrun them by now, but something else was powering them, something the man could only reluctantly describe as magic.

            He took out a shining device from his jacket’s inner pocket. The shaft of the device was bronze coloured, with a white grip. He flicked it deftly with his wrist and it extended, the end opening to expose the green crystal at the tip. It glowed eerily when the device was activated, a colour that the inhabitants of this world would liken to their wildfire. It made a whirring sound as he held it flat in the palm of one hand, twirling his body clockwise as he did so.

            The woods were old, probably older than the quite significant age of the man. The trees had grown naturally and randomly, there was no order to them and the man was well and truly lost.

            The whirring of the device intensified and the man stopped spinning. He knocked the device twice against his palm to make sure it was working correctly. When it continued to whir, he set off in the direction it had indicated. That was where his ship was. He wished that he’d landed somewhere memorable, like the massive wall of ice, or one of those trees with the faces.

            He passed one of them now. The tree was of a white wood, with an angry looking face carved into the trunk, not more than a metre above the roots. Two lines of blood coloured sap ran down from each of the eyes, giving it the appearance of weeping. The man shuddered. He’d had enough of weeping, stationary effigies to last him several lifetimes.

            He ignored the flood of emotion that washed over him as he remembered the friends he had so recently lost to the beings the tree had reminded him of. He didn’t have time to lose focus, he needed to escape from the creatures pursuing him.

            The things were new to him, humanoid in appearance, but not quite human. For something to escape his wide knowledge was rare, and that he didn’t know what these were gave him pause. However, he had a hunch as to what might be behind their existence, one he had not yet had chance to follow up on.

            He was beginning to tire now, despite his great energy reserves. Something rustled in the leaves of a tree, behind him. He didn’t have to check to know it wasn’t an animal. They were getting closer. And he was getting slower.

            Through the trees ahead of him he could just about make out the top of the Wall. He wished he was on the other side of it now, safe with those Night’s Watch people he’d befriended. Nonetheless, the sight of it was a good sign. It meant he was nearly at his ship.

            Just as the thought crossed his mind, he saw it. A flash of blue between the thickly gathered trunks. He made a beeline towards it. There had to be no more than fifty metres between him and his goal now. The man burst forth into a clearing, his ship stood on the other side. There it was, a tall blue box, the bluest blue he’d ever seen. Two doors were set into the side facing him. He fumbled for his key as he ran, looking down for a second at his hand in his trouser pocket. He was nearly there. He was going to make it.

            As he found his key, he looked up again and immediately slid to a halt, leaving two comical lines in the snow behind him. Stood now between him and his ship was a lone figure.

            It was tall, almost as tall as the blue box and definitely taller than the man. The figure was as white as the snow surrounding it, in stark contrast to the blue of the box. It wore no clothing but for a tattered loincloth around its waist. It was seemingly immune to the cold in the air. Its breath made no cloud, as the man’s heavy exhalation did. Bones were visible poking from beneath its pale skin, and its face was gaunt and old. Its most striking feature was its bright, blue eyes, not the blue of the box but a chilling blue. They were the eyes of the dead.

            More of the creatures emerged from the trees lining the clearing, until the man was surrounded. His only hope of escape was the box. The box that was blocked to him by the creature.

            He saw now that it held a sword, seemingly made of ice, but somehow glowing a cool blue like the thing’s eyes. A man he’d spoken to in the north of the lands below the Wall had mentioned eyes like the creature had. He’d told a tale of the body of a recently deceased member of the Night’s Watch reanimating, and that living dead thing had eyes like these. But that had been on a human, or something that was once human. These creatures were far from being human.

            The man had also spoken of a group of Night’s Watch that had ventured beyond the wall. A group that contained somebody who had killed one of these undead creatures. That was why the man had ventured up here, beyond the Wall. The guards of the Wall had not wanted to let him follow, but he had easily got past by flying his ship up and over it.

            He hadn’t found the group, but he had found signs of fighting, including many bodies. This group was evidently either dead or lost. He’d been returning to inform the brothers of the Night’s Watch of their loss when he’d sensed these creatures stalking him.

            Now they began to close around him, tightening the circle. At this moment he would have made a reassuring comment to his companion, had he one. But he had made a vow to no longer get anybody involved in his foolish adventures. Too many innocent people had either died or had some other terrible fate befall them, because of him.

            He didn’t know what to do. Usually he would have come up with a spur-of-the-moment cunning plan by now, but nothing was evident. He really was in trouble.

            The creatures were still approaching, swords in their cold hands. All of them, apart from the largest, the one guarding the box. The man swivelled, willing a way out to appear to him. There wasn’t one. One of the creatures was almost upon him. He drew the whirring device from his jacket once more.

            ‘Stay back!’ he exclaimed, his voice breaking on the second word. The things paid him no heed. He made a dash towards the closest one. As he did so he lifted his device and pointed it at the thing’s sword.

            He twisted the device, activating it and turning it up to its maximum resonance setting. Its whirring noise filled the air. The transparent sword shattered. Shards of the ice-like material exploded in all directions. The man swung his arm up over his face as he barrelled towards the thing. It had not been so prepared and sharp shards flew into its face and eyes. It made a screeching noise and lurched to one side, giving the man the opening he needed.

            He continued his dash through the gap in the circle of creatures and ran towards his ship. He saw the largest of the creatures between him and his box, standing stone-still. He couldn’t stop now. He was only a few metres away. He raised his sonic device again to repeat the same trick.

            But the creature was too fast. It swung its own sword in a large arc up from below and knocked the device out of his hand. It flew apart, cleaved cleanly into two halves. Both landed in the snow behind him, sparking green as the device died.  The pieces were quickly trodden into the ground by the ever advancing creatures.

            ‘Oh,’ said the man, as the big one grabbed him by the arm. It drew its sword back. The man struggled helplessly as it brought the sword forward, with lightning speed, driving it up below the man’s ribs and through one of his hearts. The tip emerged from his shoulder.

            ‘Oh,’ the man repeated as the sword was jerked viciously back, leaving the gaping wound open. He fell to his knees, then toppled over face first into the snow. He lay still.

            The things surrounding him took a step back, waiting. One heart still pumped blood around his body, the other shredded beyond all use. But it was more than that, the sword had been cold, colder than anything had any right to be. It had seemed to drain the life right out of him. The man tried not to breathe, to give away his life, but the pain was too much. He gasped.

            The large creature had moved around to his left now. There was nothing between him and his ship. His remaining heart was failing, but if he could somehow get safely through those blue doors he could access the medical equipment inside. He got up as quickly as he could, still on all fours as he began to move towards the box.

            A trail of blood followed him. Each step was excruciating. He didn’t stop to check if they’d seen him. He made a grab for the door handle, his fingers closing around the cool metal. He brought up his other hand, still with the key in his grasp, to unlock the door. Before he reached the lock, cold, hard fingers enveloped his wrist, bringing his hand to a halt. He was yanked backwards, sending yet more pain through his body. He was turned bodily around to face his assailant, his face no more than a foot from that of the creature. The dead eyes stared into him. He couldn’t look directly at them.

            The thing made a repeated choking sound which the man soon realised was its equivalent of a laugh. It drew back the sword again, and repeated the same stabbing motion, up through the opposite side this time, tearing through the man’s remaining heart.

            He felt the last of his life dwindling away. Just as the last of his energy was about to leave him, standing there in the grasp of the creature, his body kicked back into life, beginning the regenerative process. Bright yellow energy poured out of his hands and head, knocking back the creatures, few of which kept their feet.

            This was his last defensive mechanism. When his body was completely overwhelmed, when there was no chance of recovery, he could regenerate. His body changed into a fresh, completely new one. The process was explosive, energy flowing out of him due to the high amount required.

            The largest of the creatures, still on its feet, pushed through this energy. The particles flying at it stripped what little flesh covered it from the bones beneath. It felt no pain, only determination to reach its prey. One hand locked around the man’s long hair, which was growing by the second, changing to match his new body. It pulled its sword back with the other hand and swung it viciously and laterally, severing the man’s head at the neck.

            The regenerative process immediately stopped, the energy dying away and evaporating into the air. The man blinked, his head still held aloft by the thing. Some energy still remained, keeping this part of him alive, keeping his consciousness going for a brief time. His face was fixed in a grimace, facial features locked somewhere between that of the two versions of himself. He opened his mouth to speak, but no air could pass from his distant lungs to voice his words. His head fell to the floor as the creature released it. The Doctor’s head hit the ground, and there he finally died, cold and alone, in the snow.



The Doctor’s Future, Trenzalore.



The Doctor doubled over in pain as he felt another of his lives being erased from his history. The Great Intelligence had just entered his timeline and was simultaneously killing him at multiple points in his past. He stretched an arm out towards Clara as she stepped into the timestream, immediately being split into a million, million pieces. She had gone to save him, but right now he was dying and dying and dying.

9 Dec 2013

Iron Man 3 Blu-Ray Review (in the style of Empire magazine)

(This review was written for my University course. It was written in the style of Empire magazine, so all fonts are serif/sans-serif as would be found in an Empire DVD release review.)
IRON MAN 3

Avenger Disassemble?
2013. OUT: SEPTEMBER 9. CERT. 12
THIS FILM MARKS ROBERT DOWNEY JR.’S FIFTH OUTING as titular hero Tony Stark (a.k.a. Iron Man). Though it is only the third film focusing on the character. His other appearances in Avengers Assemble (one of the main characters) and Incredible Hulk (cameo appearance) were smaller but still counted. Downey Jr. obviously has a fair amount of experience with the character, then, and brings this to the fore in this brilliant addition to the Marvel cinematic universe.
The film had a very successful cinema release earlier this year, making over a billion dollars in the box office. This made just a bit of profit on the film’s budget of $200 million.
The first film of the trilogy not to be directed by Jon Favreau (who remains to play Stark’s bodyguard turned chief of security, Happy Hogan) the film is instead helmed by Shane Black. Black has worked with Downey Jr. before on Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and brings some of the charm that the pairing worked on that film into this one. The clever humour present in both films is the most obvious of the qualities brought across.
Iron Man 3 sees Stark struggling to cope following the events of the Avengers and his near death at the hands of the troublesome Loki (Hiddleston). His stress has caused his relationship with Pepper Potts (Paltrow) to falter, and he has withdrawn into his work on designing his Iron Man suits.
The relative peace is disrupted when the characters of the Mandarin (Kingsley) and Aldrich Killian (Pearce) enter the equation. Stark’s friend and ally Col. James Rhodes (played by Don Cheadle for the second time of three appearances of the character) now styles himself as the ‘Iron Patriot’ using a suit of armour liberated from Stark during the events of Iron Man 2.
The two must work both independently and together, to stop the tyrant Mandarin from causing acts of terror in the US. But the Mandarin is not what he appears to be...
The film’s tone is constantly humourous throughout; keeping a light tone on what is actually a pretty dark story, in-keeping with the films roots in the character’s extensive comic book history. The film bases itself on the ‘Extremis’ comic book arc, featuring characters and plot details from that storyline.
The topics that the film covers could be seen as a little mature for the films target age range (but who are we kidding, it’s gonna be nerdy adults that watch this) including topics such as terrorism, genetic manipulation and post traumatic stress disorder. The film however makes good use of these in the storyline, not being overly confusing.
Fans of the series will obviously get more out of it, with references to other films in the cinematic universe, mostly the Avengers. The film is best viewed as a piece of the bigger whole. Saying this, the film would be perfectly viewable as a standalone film, as most of the relevant information needed is covered in flashbacks and dialogue. The film also features an oh-so-amusing cameo appearance by Bruce Banner (Ruffalo) in a post-credits sting following up on Banner leaving with Stark at the end of the Avengers.
The character of Killian seems well thought out with a background relationship with Stark extending to his pre-Iron Man days, and Guy Pearce really does the whole cocky scientist thing very well.
The film introduces the child character, Harley Keener, played by Ty Simpkins. As much as Simpkins acts astonishingly well for a child actor, the role is just that of your stereotypical sympathetic kid character. Keener, however, develops to play well off of Stark and the two build quite a rapport during Stark’s time stuck in Tennessee. However, you can’t help but feel that the character was put in to appeal to the children watching it and give them a way to relate to the film when the tone of the rest of the story is so dark.
Anybody who has seen the film can tell you that (spoilers) it would appear to mark the end of the character of Iron Man (although not that of Tony Stark. The film teases post-credits that ‘Tony Stark will return’). Black stated in an interview that the film marks the end of Downey Jr.’s contract with Paramount, so it is understandable that they would want to wrap up the character’s story arc. However, there has been talk of Downey Jr. reprising the role for the second Avengers film, Age of Ultron, to be released in 2015, as well as a possible fourth Iron Man film.
The film is getting released in DVD, Blu-Ray and Blu-Ray 3D formats, but unless you are an avid fan of 3D then you might want to give the 3D version a miss. The 3D was added post-production, making it unimpressive and tacked on.
Overall, it’s a must have for your Marvel DVD collection and can be proudly displayed alongside the Avengers, Thor, Captain America and the other Iron Man films. It’s worth picking up on Blu-Ray for the spectacular action sequences including the much anticipated Air Force One scene.

EXTRAS
The Blu-Ray includes the Marvel One-Shot: Agent Carter, continuing the story of the character of Peggy Carter from Captain America. This little addition to the cinematic universe is impressive, however short, and features some clever writing.
The extras also have a behind the scenes look at the upcoming film, Thor: The Dark World, giving us a look at yet another film in the universe. It’s the usual ‘making-of’ fare but is the first we’ve seen of it other than the trailer so far.
General features include many deleted and extra scenes, some of which are quite good and are a shame to have been cut out from the actual film. There are also some frankly hilarious bloopers and an in-depth look at the impressive Air Force One scene, explaining how the amazing sequence was created.
Finally, there is a more general documentary on the development on the character of Iron Man and some of the extra suits featured in the final battle of the film.  
LEWIS GLADWELL
FILM **** EXTRAS ****